Wrote this short story a while back but bring it to the top of the list every Halloween. Reading it always makes me smile but hopefully it will leave you with a few shivers. If there's any lesson to be learned from it, it's be careful how you treat your fellow man...or whoever...
SHE LIVES!
“Good enough to eat!” she
snickered to herself, adjusting the pieces of raw fish on the platter filled to
overflowing with a vast assortment of sushi. Opening her mouth slightly, a thick
stream of saliva trickled down her chin landing squarely on top of the two
centre pieces.
“My compliments to the
chef,” she said in a whisper, wiping her chin with a crisp white napkin and
using a corner to remove the blob of white slime on the fish.
Everything had to be
perfect for the hungry theatre crowd that would soon descend upon the buffet
like a swarming of bees.
She removed the cork
from the champagne bottles and inhaled the bouquet, prompting a memory of her favourite
beverage at ziggurat. Home seemed like a far off memory, more difficult to
access with each passing day but this was no time to fall back on
reminiscences. Control and moderation were her guide words since all was in
readiness for the next and hopefully final step.
She was feeling quite
isolated these days and memories of her former life were the only thing that
kept her going. It was becoming increasingly difficult to repress the other
side. Back home it would be her day of maturation and a week of celebration,
but here there was still work left to be done.
“For heaven’s sake put
the champagne in an ice bucket,” a voice behind her ordered. “Haven’t we taught
you anything? Honestly – your type…” his voice trailed off as he moved down the
table, his white linen serviette slapping away invisible crumbs from the
tablecloth. “You call this silverware
polished?” he demanded, wiping the fork tines with a napkin. Such a lackadaisical
effort but what can one expect coming from…your type? Why we agreed to
take you on I’ll never know but only a little while longer, though, thank
goodness.”
She felt something
building in her chest that slowly moved up to her throat, along with a definite
pulsation on the right side of her eye.
“Ignore him,” one of
the waiters whispered. “Their kind’ think they’re so smart but they’ll find out
otherwise, very soon.”
“Oh he knows exactly
what he’s saying and those words are intentional to maximize their effect on
me,” she responded, her gaze now focused directly on the source of her growing
rage.
“It’s not uncommon for
them to address each other in that manner,” the waiter offered, attempting to
distract her attention. “I think they call it…sarcasm…”
At that point she had
stopped hearing anything and started moving forward slowly at first, picking up
speed as she neared her target. He was sampling some of the dishes laid out on
the table when she moved directly behind him.
“Can’t any of you do
anything right?” he bellowed, spitting liquid back into the soup tureen. “I’ve
had it. Tomorrow I’m going to start proceedings to have you all removed. I try
and do a good thing and…”
At the point where she
was almost on top of him he whirled around, his face contorted in fear with the
sudden realization of what was happening. Her trajectory was slightly off that
evening having forgotten to regenerate the night before. The head leader had
cautioned them to adhere to a daily routine or rapid decline would ensue. The organizer
didn’t see the six foot green-grey mass of glowing orange skin and flesh lunge
in his direction until it was too late. In fact there wasn’t even enough time
for a scream to escape from his throat.
“The sushi could be a
little off tonight,” she commented as the features on his face turned into a
bloody mass, “and the roast beef is a little overcooked for my taste. Of course
I prefer mine more on the very rare side…” she opined. “Now let me ask you
something important. Do you think a Chablis or rosé would be better?”
By the time the
theatre crowd filed into the room, she had the glasses filled with champagne. The drink fountain was a particular hit and
speculation was rife as to the source of the unusual red tint to it.
She removed the white
linen serviette from her uniform pocket and folded it neatly, to be added to
the rest of her earthly souvenirs.
“Don’t think you’ll be
needing this anymore, sweetheart,” she whispered, patting her now bulging stomach.
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